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*enters kitchen, dressed in her best Victorian housewife ensemble, to keep her appointment with Jack, and sits at the table*

All right, here I am. Let's talk.

Why did Arthur contact you? How did you know about my suicide?

And how can you possibly help me?

Date: 2006-12-11 10:34 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] agent_harkness
*has whipped up a jolly good shepherd's pie*

Arthur rang me up to ask for marriage advice, if you can believe that.

Lynda, he's petrified about losing you. He doesn't know what to do. He thinks that maybe, if he looks the other way now and again, it might help.

The fact that you've suddenly discovered you're immortal just sort of came up in conversation. I don't think he really thinks through the implications of these things.

I figured you'd try and top yourself for one reason or another, eventually, even if it was just to see if it would work. Arthur needed to be prepared for that. *looks at you* That was a way harsh thing to do to him, Lynda. What brought you to that pass?

Date: 2006-12-12 05:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] agent_harkness
Arthur doesn't know what might solve things. I think he's willing to try anything, short of a three-way marriage with the Ood.

Do you love the Ood? Are in you in love with him?

Date: 2006-12-12 10:47 am (UTC)
agent_harkness: (Default)
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Can I ask you a question?

Is that how you feel about me?

Date: 2006-12-12 11:01 am (UTC)
agent_harkness: (Default)
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*unable to contradict you*

*changes the subject*

You know, you should talk to Miss Gate about this whole monogamy thing. Seems these folks talk the talk but don't always walk the walk.

Date: 2006-12-12 11:07 am (UTC)
agent_harkness: (Default)
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I don't like that word.

Date: 2006-12-12 11:27 am (UTC)
agent_harkness: (Default)
From: [personal profile] agent_harkness
I brought some hazelnut flavoured coffee. Want some?

The real question is not whether you can be monandrous - the real question is what you're gonna do the next time you slip up. Because, I can tell you, you're not going to get anywhere shooting yourself in the head.

Date: 2006-12-12 01:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] agent_harkness
Lemme tell you about something an old boyfriend of mine and I used to get up to. We were staying in a city where there were dozens of escort agencies. Sex workers without the sex, mostly, though you could usually get around the official rule with a big enough offer.

Anyway... he and I would pick an agency and head down there and check out what was on offer. Boys, mostly, that was his thing. Beautiful boys, some of them. Unbelieveable boys. They'd line up and smile for us while we hemmed and hawed and whispered to each other.

Then we'd claim we couldn't decide, race back to our room, and fuck each others' brains out.

The long and the short of it is: if you can feel that energy and bring home to Arthur, you've got it sewn up.

Date: 2006-12-12 11:06 pm (UTC)
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*undoes the top button of his shirt* Right, I hear you.

You could try the Lamington trick. Fuck each other for days until you get it out of your systems.

Date: 2006-12-13 07:05 am (UTC)
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A Lamington is a small, tempting cake. When making a large batch for charity, you let the volunteers eat as many as they like, until they're so sick of them that the rest of the batch are perfectly safe.

I get it. Boy do I get it.

I guess that just brings me back to my original question: what're you gonna do if you slip? Because you're going to be dealing with this for a long time. You're gonna try so hard, Lynda, but you might still trip up now and again. You've gotta have a strategy planned.

Date: 2006-12-13 10:23 am (UTC)
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This isn't about me.

You know, it really was Arthur's idea to leave us alone together. This is not a man who's gonna divorce his wife for seeing somebody else.

Date: 2006-12-13 10:47 pm (UTC)
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Maybe that's something you should discuss with him. I guess the question is - tell or not tell?

Date: 2006-12-14 12:53 am (UTC)
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I agree. It's a heck of a situation for anyone to find themselves in. I guess you're going to have find an imperfect solution and try and stick with that.

Date: 2006-12-14 01:06 am (UTC)
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I care about you. You know that.

I knew you'd have questions about your newfound immortality.

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