I don't *know*! Hell, for all I know, he's making *me* insane.

See, on my level of reality, I'm writing this as a story -- but even then, maybe I'm not creating it, maybe I'm just writing *about* it. Sometimes he just... reacts. I certainly didn't *plan* for him to go mental. It was just so much the way he'd react.

I didn't plan to write masses of tentacle porn either! But at least that worked out for the best...