Lynda's bedroom in Sydney

[lyndawithay]

Between the transformation of Daedalus and Giacomo, the appearance of Miss Gate's former self, Ood getting dumped, and the growing insanity of several people over conflicting versions of their backstories, I feel like I haven't slept in a month. Sometimes I feel like Martha and I are the only sane ones here.

And we still haven't yet caught Bruce the Tiger, or found out what, if anything, the Dream Police are up to.

I'm so tired. Of all of it.

*falls asleep*

*dreams*

Comments

[jblum.livejournal.com]

Oh God, the photos of us on Google...

Hey, how can you punch me in the stomach when I'm hiding behind Ka... OW!!

Hang on, don't blame me, I've spent all this time trying to get him together with someone! It's not my fault you're married. Or that Bellino's halfway off the deep end herself...

[lyndawithay]

You're the one making him insane, though, right?

You better watch out. I have influential friends. You wouldn't want to get on my bad side.

[jblum.livejournal.com]

I don't *know*! Hell, for all I know, he's making *me* insane.

See, on my level of reality, I'm writing this as a story -- but even then, maybe I'm not creating it, maybe I'm just writing *about* it. Sometimes he just... reacts. I certainly didn't *plan* for him to go mental. It was just so much the way he'd react.

I didn't plan to write masses of tentacle porn either! But at least that worked out for the best...

[campbell-bain.livejournal.com]

Hell, for all I know, he's making *me* insane.

Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it, eh?

Go on, give it a whirl - you and me and the ood can all be loonies TOGETHER!!!

*scoots ecstatically across the room on dj's wheelie chair*

[canonfairy]

Lynda's right. You are SO on my list.

[lyndawithay]

Who the heck are you to be threatening people in my dream?

[canonfairy]

You're pushing it too, missy. But at least you're in character. I've got my eye on you all the same.

[lyndawithay]

You're not related to the Dream Police, by any chance?

[canonfairy]

Very good guess.

[them-from-there.livejournal.com]

NO RESPONSIBILITY IS TAKEN.

[canonfairy]

You're such a stick-in-the-mud.

[qthewetsprocket.livejournal.com]

ooh, a rogue agent? nifty!

so, are you the nasty little devil that goes around suddenly changing canon mid-season? or introducing canon that contradicts previously established canon? (can i say the word 'canon' again?)

[canonfairy]

Consistency is all I ask!

I just have trouble making up my mind sometimes, is all.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

Give us this day our daily mask.

[jblum.livejournal.com]

Right. Anyone got pen and paper? Let's see if being an author counts for anything here...

*writes*

And the Canon Fairy started harassing herself for not being canonical...

[canonfairy]

I'm outside of canon, writer. Nice try, though.

[qthewetsprocket.livejournal.com]

*leans over to look you right in the eye*

i don't believe in fairies!

*waits to see if peter pan was right and whether you'll drop over dead*

[canonfairy]

I only look like Tinkerbell. It was easiest.

And it doesn't matter what you believe, because we believe in you.

[qthewetsprocket.livejournal.com]

oh, i beg to differ - what i believe matters a great deal. if only to me.

so anyway, what are you doing in lynda's dream? canon, along with most other forms of reality, has no place in dreams. are you an outcast, or a renegade fairy, or what?

[jblum.livejournal.com]

...*Right*. *puts on Outpost Gallifrey propeller beanie*

You do realize that since the showmakers have no concept of canon, and indeed the BBC has been happy to endorse wildly contradictory takes on Who ranging from the Cushing movie to "Death Comes To Time"... that therefore the entire domain of canon is completely arbitrary and inherently nonexistent?

BRING it, Tinkerbell

[canonfairy]

Not if I have anything to say about it.

[jblum.livejournal.com]

*Outpost Gallifrey smug smile* Ah, but that's the point, my little sprite -- you don't. Regards,
Jon Blum

Oh for CHRIST'S sake someone shag me or something, it's less embarrassing than arguing the politics of canon in my dreams!

[canonfairy]

Excuse me a mo.

*flies over to Outpost Gallifrey and reduces the forum to smouldering ashes*

GOD, I've wanted to do that for AGES.

[jblum.livejournal.com]

*wild, RAPTUROUS applause*

Free at last!

Come on, I'll buy you a drink for that.

A non-canon drink, if you're watching your figure...

[rocco-nova.livejournal.com]

did someone say the magic words?